Testicles Anyone?
The state of Florida (U.S.) is about to ban fake bull testicles that hang from the trailer hitches of many trucks and cars. I seriously had to laugh when I read that, it sounds so very narrow minded and conservative.
It’s not that there are huge balls hanging from the back of a car, that can distract other road users or drag over the surface. No, it’s a small accessory for the trailer hatch.
Of course Chans wouldn’t be Chans if the didn’t Google for these fake testicles (or TruckNutz as they are called) and this is what the state of Florida wants to ban.
Photo from of TruckNutz.com
You have to get a freaking magnifying glass to actually see the balls. To me this ban is just splitting hairs (no pun intended), no one is hurting anyone by dangling some fake balls from the back of their truck. Actually I think it’s kind of funny and it might actually be something that I would hang on the trailer hatch of my car, if I had one (a trailer hatch I mean, I drive a ’95 red Fiat Panda)
Hopefully this ban doesn’t become real and people can still decorate their trucks and cars with a pair of balls. And I really wonder how many hits this entry will get just by the use of the words balls and testicles…
4 Comments on "Testicles Anyone?"
You do realise you’re now going to get all of those strange search queries, don’t you? 
It seems kind of childish to ban them.
People actually HANG BULL’S TESTICLES??
For what?? Good luck?? Lol.
Wierrrrrrrrrrrddddddd
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Omgosh. TESTICLES. like eww. they should ban them, yep.
Though, a certain funny-ness is included