Size Does Matter
I always knew it; Man have smaller brains than women! There’s even an article about it that proves it.
OK so I had you thinking it was about the human species for a minute, but for now they just proved it in certain bats species. Apparently species with promiscuous females have males with bigger balls, and that’s why they have smaller brains. In the tests they did, they found testes that ranged from 0.6 percent to 8.5 percent of the males’ mass.
For them; size matters.
If you would compare that to the human species that would mean that a male that’s 1.75 m tall has balls that are three kg each. The article above doesn’t state this, but I read it in a scientific magazine that had an article about it too.
So next time when you see a guy walking with his legs wide apart; don’t see him as a potential boyfriend, he has small brains 
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Ewww. It would be so wrong if a guy had 3kg heavy balls. So very very wrong. So very very very very very very very wrong.
Come to think of it, I don’t really like testicles all that much. They’re kinda ugly.
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Oh my God.. this is just too freaking hilarious. I don’t even know what else to say, I’m too busy laughing like I’m on crack.. Where do you find these articles? xD